one.  it's the christmas cab tomorrow, and i am way excited.

two.  don't you think it's funny how life seems to stay the same?  there must be some sort of illusion going on here, because nothing is actually like it was anymore.

three.  i am buying mascara.  mascary.  hahaha.

four.  i don't dance, except sometimes during commercials.

five.  the average cosmo reader kisses twenty-nine men before getting married.  isn't that something?

six.  my roommate wants me to go to a sports bar and watch the game.  so not happening.

seven.  i'm looking for a guy who is going to view me as a piece of meat.  [http://www.xxxchurch.com]

eight.  i'm in the mood for some body decoration.  anyone feel like getting pierced?

nine.  i should go get covered in sawdust.

ten.  lunar lime lipsmackers.